March 31st, 2011
I wish food never went bad so that I could buy certain things in obscene amounts and not have to make annoying trips to the grocery store to pick up just a thing or two.
That’s what I was thinking tonight as I made myself my beloved fried egg sandwich—another delicious way to eat copious amounts of ketchup.
Anyhow, it just seems like there are certain foods that Dave and I can’t keep in the kitchen. You buy something that you love and the next minute, it’s gone. Life is not fair!
Here’s my list of disappearing foods:
- Cheddar cheese
- Peanut Butter
- Health nut bread
- PB Puffins
Just looking at this list makes me sad. It’s frustrating because I can never get them all at once. I’ll go to the store for bananas, and then two days later, after a hummus binge, I’m out of chickpeas and need to go again.
It’s a sick cycle.
It’s one of those moments when I wish that I went to Hogwarts so that I could learn how to magic these into my kitchen.
I know, you’re thinking, “You mean you wish that the wizarding world exists at all.”
My answer? It does exist, you narrow minded muggles.
Soooo… does anyone have any suggestions? Or a wand?